Coy is the founder of Alien Resort. He crash-landed on Earth and spent the first two hundred years alone. He narrates most of the posts and responds to comments.
Plucky is a bossy spaceship captain who got stranded on Earth while trying to rescue Coy. She is the resort expert on drones, radar, and all else technical. She is secretly happy that Deadpan might be finally starting to notice her.
Deadpan speaks like a wise old sage, adding a layer of absurdity to his deadpan comic replies. He has an imagination that is strictly linear; for example, the only music he listens to is Kraftwerk. He likes being around Plucky but he isn’t sure why.
Lmao is the comedian of Alien Resort and makes no effort to contain his humor. He came to Earth with Plucky and remains her best friend. He uses nail polish.