Character Sheet

Alien Resort character Coy

Coy is the founder of Alien Resort. He crash-landed on Earth and spent the first two hundred years alone. He narrates most of the posts and responds to comments.

Alien Resort character Plucky

Plucky is a spaceship captain who got stranded on Earth while trying to rescue Coy. She is the resort expert on drones, radar, and all else technical. She’s also the resident psychologist. She is secretly happy that Deadpan might be finally starting to notice her.

Alien Resort character Deadpan

Deadpan speaks like a wise old sage, adding a layer of absurdity to his deadpan comic replies. He has an imagination that is strictly linear; for example, the only music he listens to is Kraftwerk. He likes being around Plucky but he isn’t sure why.

Alien Resort character Lmao

Lmao is the comedian of Alien Resort and makes no effort to contain his humor. He came to Earth with Plucky and remains her best friend. He uses nail polish.