Up until now the only Earthlings who have visited Alien Resort island are the king’s sailors delivering supplies. Now we’re about to receive a contingent of lawyers sent by the king to represent Plucky in the mainland’s request for extradition. The lawyers will be Alien Resort’s first overnight guests, and they’ll be staying in my ship over near the lagoon. I asked Lmao if I could couch-surf at his place; he said be my guest.
Officials on the mainland have declared an international incident over the king’s refusal to honor the request for Plucky’s extradition. “We have sent our cruise ships to his islands for years,” one of them whined during a newscast. “Our citizens have purchased every kind of jewelry imaginable from his shops. I personally have a parrot bobblehead somewhere out in the garage.” Deadpan has a project that he works on day after day; he says success doesn’t happen overnight.
Here is today’s newscast: ”Mainland officials say they’re shocked by a reply they received to their request for the extradition of a criminal suspect. The king of a tiny Pacific archipelago has told the officials that a surrender of the alien Plucky of Alien Resort is an event that will never occur in his lifetime. The officials’ stunned response was ‘We thought the king was one of us’.” When Deadpan witnessed a birth, he said it was a once in a lifetime.
Our landlord the king skyped us today with more unsettling news: Officials from the mainland flew to his capital city and delivered orders of extradition commanding him to turn Plucky over to their authorities. He assured us that he would do everything in his power to prevent this from happening. Lmao’s rulers once wanted him to use Roman numerals; he told them not on his watch.
Ever since we heard that the indictment was worded to include non-persons, we could only assume that it was one of us. And since Plucky is the only one possessing extensive technical ability, we figured they were accusing her of creating the lights in the sky reported by military pilots. Today’s newscast confirmed our assumptions; now we’re waiting for the other shoe to drop. Deadpan knows how to bind pages together; he says he learned it from a book.
The team investigating the lights in the sky reported by military pilots has announced an indictment in the case. The language in the announcement is of great concern: “We have filed charges against an as yet unidentified person or non-person.” Lmao is working on a secret glue formula; his lips are sealed.
We’re worried about a report in today’s news concerning the government’s investigation into the lights in the sky reported by military pilots. Earlier this year I wrote a post about government agents questioning our writer Mr. Davis concerning our possible involvement. Today’s news report stated that the investigation will now be led by an individual whom we know to be a member of the Beacons of Night. I’m having a problem with my telescope; Deadpan said he would look into it.
