“After breakfast,” Lmao explained, “I’ll perform a fifty-minute comedy act in the pavilion. When the tourists emerge after the show, the afternoon will be half over. They will have traveled forward in time three hours, and anyone wearing a watch will need to reset it.” Princess rolled her eyes: “Borrrring,” We laughed. “For us, yes,” her mother told her. “But Earthlings have never done anything like that.” Deadpan’s building a three-legged robot; he says it’s two steps forward and one step back.