Princess ran out of the room and Plucky dragged a chair to our table. “I don’t know what I was thinking,” she said. “I shouldn’t have given her a phone in the first place. I had heard stories of kids passing trash back and forth but I thought Princess was smarter than that.” Princess crept in behind her mother. “You don’t need to tell the whole world, Mom,” she cried. “Funny you should say that,” Plucky replied. “Because when you throw things out on the internet, that’s exactly what you’re doing.” I asked Deadpan what he thinks about audiobooks; he said he’s heard horror stories.