We watched on radar as Susan’s brother Lucas sailed away from the island. Plucky activated the GoFundMe force field behind him about the time that Susan’s father knocked at the door. “I’m not blaming my son for the problems of the human race,” he said. “But his genes sure didn’t help matters.” About a week later I got an email from the king. He said some men showed up at his office with a phony title deed. They insisted they were now the owners of Alien Resort island. They said they bought the island from a Baron von der Clere. When I asked Deadpan if he still goes back in time, he said: “That’s history.”

Trying to steal the island? Crooks indeed.
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Deadpan bought an acre of quicksand. He says: “But the plot thickens.”
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But if we tell Coy, then are we stuck with Brazen?
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Deadpan once landed his ship on quicksand. He says it didn’t sink in right away.
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Lucas could sell ice to Antarctic penguins!
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Lmao says he likes going there because it’s Christmas in July.
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