At 3:10 a.m. PDT the baby girl called Princess arrived into the world. The name Princess was suggested by the father Deadpan because he was a prince in his alternate universe. Plucky told him that a name should identify who a baby is rather than what she is, but assented anyway because the idea for the name came from Deadpan and because she likes the name too. As she held the baby, her question to Susan and the queen’s midwife was: “Where’s Deadpan?” I asked Lmao if he ever gave a baby a pacifier and he replied: “Yes, for crying out loud.”

we! Congrats 🙂
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Lmao says we have so much to celebrate that we’ll need a host of parties.
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Princess is a perfect name.
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When I told Lmao that his desk looked professional, he said he was going to make a name for himself.
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For crying out loud… that’s hilarious
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When they told Lmao that he had been selected for the onion peeling job, he said: “I think I’m going to cry.”
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How wonderful. Congratulations.
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Deadpan says that if it weren’t for the baby’s Earth family, she would only have distant cousins.
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And where was Deadpan? Hope he’s not going to be an absent father. Never there when he’s wanted
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Lmao bought an acre of quicksand. He says: “But the plot thickens.”
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Congrats! And nice pun LMAO
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Lmao’s been really busy working on his suspended animation chamber; he says he could sleep for a million years.
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Congratulations and welcome to little Princess!
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When I told Lmao that the baby already looks intelligent he said she wasn’t born yesterday.
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