A thousand thoughts cross my mind. Is Plucky going to shoot Susan out of jealousy over Deadpan? Why is Lmao looking at me? I, the inveterate peacemaker, blurt out the first thought that comes into my head: “Deadpan isn’t attracted to Susan because Deadpan doesn’t respond to beauty.” Now everyone’s staring at me; Plucky lowers her ray gun, and Susan walks over and looks into my eyes. Lmao never jumped off a cliff; he says it was just a bluff.
And on the way down, he tor his new linn-en pants?
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When I asked him about his sewing skills, he said he barely moves the needle.
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How crewel.
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When Deadpan’s crew wanted to visit the planet, he said he wasn’t going to let them down.
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Blossoming romance for our hero:-)
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When I told Deadpan that it wouldn’t be easy to explain love to him, he asked: “Can you find it in your heart?”
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