“Papa forbade me to go beyond the barrier,” Susan began. She was referring to the mass of thorns and thickets that separates us from the isolated center of the island. “Using a machete, I carved out a bower in the thicket, enlarging it gradually to the outer edge of the barrier.” She looked at Deadpan and me. “One day, I witnessed the two of you chasing your intruder. The sight of intelligent life outside of my family aroused my curiosity in an overwhelming way.” I asked Lmao how he hurt his forehead and he said that he, a Martian and an Earthling walked into a bar.
…and said, “Take us to Elon Musk. We need to get home.”?
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Lmao says if you’re going into outer space, don’t forget your vacuum cleaner.
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Woodcutters charge a lot but Deadpan says they don’t gouge.
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I like my space littered with oorts.
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Then Lmao says that your vacuum cleaner is probably just gathering dust.
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I wonder what Papa was trying to protect her from?
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Lmao’s family was in the cement business but he didn’t want to follow in his father’s footsteps.
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