I entered the conference room for our spur-of-the-moment meeting, and my jaw dropped. Sitting between Plucky and Lmao and talking back and forth with them was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I knew but couldn’t believe that this was the same woman whom, screaming and disheveled, I had assisted in securing to a chair just over 24 hours earlier. She glanced at me; I regained my composure and took a seat. I asked Deadpan how fast light travels, and he replied: “faster than you think.”

I remember being part of an experiment to measure the speed of light once. It was over in a flash.
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Deadpan says a dust mite can leave in the blink of an eye.
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I never even saw it coming!
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Deadpan said he would have thought it was a ghost except that he doesn’t have any illusions.
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I could see right through that one.
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Lmao’s going to ask the ghost to make an appearance.
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