I just received an urgent text from Plucky’s lawyers stating that Plucky has disappeared. The lawyers went out onto the town to celebrate their success and left Plucky in the hotel in the care of a hired security guard. The guard fell asleep, and when he awoke, Plucky was gone. The Saipan police have been notified, and a search has been launched across the island. I told Lmao I needed to find my missing shoe; he told me to hop to it.