Government Announces Sealed Indictment

The team investigating the lights in the sky reported by military pilots has announced an indictment in the case. The language in the announcement is of great concern: “We have filed charges against an as yet unidentified person or non-person.” Lmao is working on a secret glue formula; his lips are sealed.

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