A Message from Prison

Our writer Mr. Davis sent us this text message this morning by surprise: 

 ”I gave the guy in the cell next to me half of my soyburger to send this text. I don’t get any news from the outside but I’m sure it wouldn’t be good. I wish I had left you some scripts. I’m okay but do you want to know something strange? The Beacons of Night prison gang has always caused a lot of trouble here but suddenly they’ve become very quiet.”

I asked Lmao if he still eats vegetables; he said they’re on the chopping block.

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